The Return of the Movie Quote Contest

Back in college, I administered a National Movie Quote Contest with friends from IU, Purdue, Florida and other colleges. Chili Cheese Salz was champion and J. Conwell was runner up. This go ‘round, I’m changing the rules.

-All answers must be submitted to me via email (patrick.riordan@gmail.com) or MySpace message (http://www.myspace.com/patrickriordan).
-Scoring: 1 point for movie, 1 point for character name, 1 point for actor, 1 bonus point for all three correct
-Honor system: there isn’t one. I can’t police this.
-In case of a tie, whoever submitted their answers first will be deemed champion of the game.
-All answers must be submitted with in one week (7 days) of the posting date on Blogger.
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Round 1: 40 Possible Points

“You’re a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!”

“I hope you were the groom.”

“They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.”

“This weekend is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.”

“Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.”

“Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!”

“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend”

“This is the kid, calls me 59 days in a row, wants to be a player. There ought to be a picture of you in the dictionary under persistence kid.”

“You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.”

“Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!”