Let's try this ONE more time

Ok. I'll probably give up on this blog and try to resurrect it again in the future, but let's pretend that I won't this time.

Welcome back to "Donny, you're out of your element." A blog dedicated to the ridiculous thoughts in my head. I've been cheating on my blogspot blog with the myspace blog, but that's about to get more interesting since I fully plan on using both, depending on my mood.

Topic 1: Trivial Pursuit cards at bars
Absolutely, without a doubt, a great idea. This needs to be instituted everywhere. Never has insignificant background chatter has caused more butting in by rednecks and lesbians into keith and my conversations than these cards. It's phenomenal. Plus I kick his ass everytime. And if the answers weren't printed on the back, I'm sure bar fights would break out over questions like "Who's mug is on the Nepalese quarter?"

Topic 2: Slogans
"Biting the Hand Back that Feeds Patrick." I don't get it either.

Topic 3: Accents
I had a discussion tonight about regional American accents. It came down to Minnesota versus Southeastern U.S. I think the southern accent is the most incoherent thing ever when done properly. Like this one dude in Kentucky telling some crazy story about his dog Patches... Or Patrick... Or Matthew... You see my point. I've also met some people in West Virginia that I couldn't understand to save my life. But I've always understood those in Minnesota. I'm not saying our friends in the Land of 10,000 lakes sound smart. Not in the least. But I can understand what they are saying. That's all I'm saying.

It's good to be back.