Supermarket reading

Headlines from various magazines I saw while I was in line at the Giant today:

People Magazine: Matthew McConaughey - Sexiest Man Alive 2005
Comment: I never figured Wooderson would get this title, but I guess starring in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sealed the deal for him. Oddly enough, this doesn't really piss me off. Matthew is kind of sexiest man alive that I can support. If for no other reason he was arrested for playing bongos naked is his own house. And I loved EdTV.

In Touch: Bonus, 2 astounding headlines
BRAD AND JEN REUNION!
I think I'm the only male in his mid 20s in this country that actually prefers Aniston to Jolie. Scotty G and I used to get ridiculed for watching Friends in college, but we were Rachel fans. Now I don't really care who Bradley ends up with, but it's hilarious to me that after all of this Brangelina hoopla, that Angelina may actually drive Brad back to Jen... allegedly.

New Touble for Britney and Kevin!
Let me get this straight... unknown trashy dude meets Spears, convinces her to marry him, plants his seed in her womb, uses her fame to record an AWFUL rap cd, and now he's a little peeved that he's Mr. Britney Spears? Someone forgot who bought engagement ring... and gives him the weekly allowance. Sounds like a solid deal to me. Why would he actively try to screw this up? Is his self esteem really that low that he can't handle his wife's worldwide fame and that he's leeching onto it??

Teen People: Jessica and Ashlee: Together
Comment: I never realized how not related they look. Are they really sisters? Or is Ashlee the milkman's kid? And speaking of 7th Heaven alums, when is it ok for me to freely admit that Ruthie (Mackenzie Rossman, and yes, it is sad that I didn't have to look that up) is hot? Is it an Olsen twins kind of deal, or can I just publicly say she's a knockout without consequence? Someone needs to work on this...

I really need to stop shopping on Sunday mornings. I might end up going insane.