Topical Creme de la creme

It's been a while. Over a year. It seems after a long layoff from spouting my rants, raves, and ridiculous opions via the web, my dedicated audience of one begged for more. I kid, my audience is easily close to three if you include my mom and Eric.

So, what to blog about today? We have so many topics to choose from: Election, Gas Prices, Global Warming, the Gum Disease Gigivitis. But I'm not much of an expert on any of these topics, nor do I have a viable solution. That being said, here are some quick hits:

Election: Though my guitar strap says "O'Bama", my heart says "Split decision".

Gas Prices: Anyone that thinks taxing the oil companies is going to lower prices must have failed 1st grade math. It's simple, you want lower gas prices, increase the supply. Economics... it's fannnnnnTASTIC!

Global Warming: Is this still an issue? A. I prefer warm weather, 2. It was balls cold this winter. I'm actually rooting for it and I find myself producing as much CO-deuce as possible to do my part. We're all in this together people. Leaves changing is overrated.

The Gum Disease Gigivitis: Listerine.

Sorry about the last one, I'm watching Family Guy and Peter said that for reason.

Some final thoughts for today:
I like all flavors.
You a 737, me running through Newark.
I'm gonna live forever.