Lord I was born a rambling man

Volume 2 of my completely unoriginal (but hopefully funny) Ramblings post.

Hitler ruined it for every person that wanted the short-square mousache. Just a shame.

Nothing good EVER came from a story that starts, "So I was showering at the gym today..." Yes, I have heard a story that started that way.

Ok, one good thing came from that: Unparalleled embarassment ammunition when that guy is trying to impress chicks. "Hey Steve, tell them about that time you were in the gym shower and you had an interesting story about it. Ladies, this is a classic!"

Has anyone boarded a plane saying, "I sure hope something amazingly scary happens today because I'm running out of conversation topics"?

What happened to Katie Holmes? You can't go from Joey to nothing. It's impossible. How is Hillary Duff more popular than her?

Celebrities I've been told I look like: Joshua Jackson (the Pacey), Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Clay Aiken, Nick Carter.

Hey lady from the plane, I do NOT look like Clay Aiken.

You ever wonder what Michael Moore's America would look like? Maybe we should give him a 30 day trial offer just so people would stop buying into his crap.

I love that "the deuce" has taken on new meaning. Thank you Brandon.

I think I'm one of the very few that hopes at least 2 more Cat 3 hurricanes come our way to get another few million people to move out of FLA.

What's with all the toll roads?