Could I get this deal too???

Bill Simmons strikes again with another fantastic column. It makes me want to demand a trade too!!

Anyway, I haven't done a ramblings entry (a la Bill Simmons) yet, so I think I will now. For those who don't read the Sports Guy, this is a collection of thoughts I've had over the past week or two. They are rarely related to one another. Most are meant to be funny. (I'm all of the sudden reminded of my high school French class....) On with the ramblings....

Before last Friday, I never thought I could say, "Hey, take a look a the golf green on my desk."

My favorite part of the 2004 White Sox was the part when they traded for the same two guys to help them win the division this year as they did in 2003. Correct, they didn't win the division then, either.

Is it wrong to be glad the Cubs didn't make it? I only say this because the Sox didn't.

If Kerry's elected, I might check out those Aussie beaches my small best friend Diana told me about... But I'll most likely stay here, being a boring accountant.

Who took the duck out of my egg???

I said it before... Do you have your own bobblehead, Scott? HAHA Jackass, I do!

Who are these people that call my cell phone and it doesn't show their number? What is this? 1901??

I disagree with Drew Garabo when he says "I'd rather skewer my eyes out than watch the Barenaked Ladies TV Show." Strongly Disagree.

Drew Garabo doesn't like the song "Wonderful Tonight." I know because he hung up on me when I mentioned it.

I love the Drew Show.

Everbody Wang Chung tonight.

There will come a day when I will play video games again and the burglars will rue the day that they practiced their thievery on my xbox.

The best Italian Beef outside of Chicago is Mike's Pizza and Deli Station in Clearwater, FLA. No doubt in my mind.

As much as I hate the Yankees, I don't think Boston will EVER beat them in the playoffs. And if by some fluke luck they do, the NL representative can go ahead and uncork the champagne.

PS- the city of Boston couldn't handle a world series win. They wouldn't know what to complain about anymore.

Maybe its time for John Edwards to have a Dean-like nervous breakdown. Would anyone be against this?

Jacksonville needs your help. Send attractive strippers. I'm talking to you Atlanta and Tampa.

We haven't had a good ole fashion gang riot in a while. Why is that?

Time for Chinese food....